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RE: New Movie: ‘Where’s the birth certificate?’

Posted by Michael Dickens on August 15, 2009

Oh dear. Not this again.

Once again, I am responding to the worthless cesspool known as Human Events. Unlike the Conservative Blogger’s Union or Small Dead Animals (winner of the 2008 Weblog Award for Best Conservative Blogger), Human Events not only has nothing original to say, but says it poorly. So poorly, in fact, that it can be refuted by a fifteen-year-old high schooler with access to the internet and no sense of taste. What do I mean by that? I have no idea. It just sounded catchy in my head.

Without further ado, let’s get to the refutin’.

WASHINGTON – WND Editor Joseph Farah has produced the first major DVD documentary on the critical issues surrounding the constitutional eligibility of Barack Obama to serve as president – but it wasn’t easy.

True. Filling a feature-length movie with the necessary lies and obfuscations is harder than it sounds.

In fact, during the course of shooting and editing “A Question of Eligibility,” the award-winning filmmaking team, including veterans of many controversial movie projects, made the unusual request to keep its identity secret for fear of retribution from the administration.

Oh my God! Censorship! Run away! Wait . . . if it’s being censored, why does it have 15 million hits on Google?

“That’s how hot this topic is,” said Farah. “That’s how hot this movie is.”

. . . really? I think I’m going to be sick.

“A Question of Eligibility” is expected to ship to customers on Aug. 4, the date Obama claims as his 48th birthday. Preorders are being accepted exclusively at the WND Superstore.

Oh. Whirled Nut Daily.

(By the way, you can find free copies of the movie online. It’s just a matter of looking hard enough. By which I mean a two-minute Google search.)

“What we have produced here is a compelling and shocking documentary that will appeal both to those already steeped in the details of the eligibility story and those who need a video introduction to the major issues,” said Farah.

. . . and those who, after a long hard day, want something stupid and easy-to-understand that they can laugh at. That would be me.

It’s a fast-moving, original work shot entirely in Washington, D.C., and based on the voluminous investigative work of the news agency that has spent more time and money on the story than all other news media combined – the WND news team, said Farah.

So EVERYTHING in the movie is based off of the research of Whirled Nut Daily. I’m not sure that’s a very objective news source.

“Obama is choreographing a top-down revolution in America – one from which it may take generations to extricate ourselves,” says Farah. “It will be a shame if we learn he was ineligible to serve in the office of president only after he’s gone. If we can force the issue to be addressed while he is still in office, we have a chance of turning back the clock on many of the destructive actions he has taken already. If he’s not able to prove his constitutional qualifications, we might all be able to wake up one day and think of the Obama administration as just a bad dream.”

And that’s where it all becomes clear. These folks do not care if Obama was really born in the United States. They are just looking for an excuse to get him out of office. Unbiased? Ha!

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