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RE: Obama Birth Certificate Appeal Filed

Posted by Michael Dickens on August 4, 2009

Note: Obama did not technically release his birth certificate. He released a certificate of live birth. There’s some difference or something. But both are legal documents, so the same logic still applies.

http://mail.google.com/mail/?shva=1#search/obama+birth/12240bf0e6d23994

This is a response to the article from Human Events.

We are in court, AGAIN, demanding that Barack Obama PROVE that he is a natural-born citizen…

BUT THE WHITE HOUSE JUST LAUGHS AT THIS CONSTITUTIONALLY BASED REQUEST!

Yes, isn’t it laughable that he already provided his certificate of live birth, and yet people want more proof for some reason? I mean, the health director of Hawaii personally saw it. FactCheck.org examined the birth certificate and came to the conclusion that “Obama was born in the U.S.A. just as he has always said.” Heck, even Snopes wrote about it, and they have a copy of the birth certificate. If the word of several people and organizations and a scanned copy of the birth certificate aren’t enough for you, what will be? Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, but this is just ridiculous. Do we have to go back in time to witness his birth before these nutjobs will be satisfied?

Just show your birth certificate.

This is a common denialist tactic: ignore the evidence.

You know: that simple document that lists your birth date, the hospital where you were born, the doctor that delivered you, your parents’ names… your birth certificate.

I do know what a birth certificate is. But it would seem that you don’t, since Obama already released a copy of his and yet you pretend he hasn’t.

If you’re questioned about your qualifications, just show your birth certificate.

But that’s EXACTLY what Barack Obama WILL NOT DO! We cannot let him get away with this — but we need YOUR help to stop him!

Anyone could guess what I’m going to say next.

HELP US FORCE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA TO PRODUCE
HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE — OR STEP DOWN NOW!

But then Joe Biden would be president! He’s terrible! Oh wait, no, he’s just a Democrat. I get those two confused sometimes.

Barack Obama could simply put the issue to rest, right now, by releasing his ACTUAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE. But he WON’T! HE REFUSES TO DO SO!

*cough* ad nauseam *cough*

WE’RE NOT GIVING UP.

Isn’t that wonderful. Just like the moon landing hoax people are NOT GIVING UP (in all caps of course).

You see, they know “the system,” and they think they can exploit it to make us (and that nasty old U. S. Constitution) go away — but we know the system too, and they’re finding out that WE aren’t going ANYWHERE, … we just keep coming back and hitting them with the TRUTH, over, and over, and over again!

Yeah! Fight the power! Oh wait, Obama’s black. Human Events is a newsletter written by old white conservatives. Hmm.

All they’ve put online is a “certification of live birth” (COLB), which the State of Hawaii doesn’t even accept as valid proof of actual birth in Hawaii! In fact, several experts have declared that the posted document, which doesn’t even list the hospital of birth OR the attending physician, is a fake!

I have seen no such expert. Besides, Snopes is the biggest expert around, right? Oh, and there’s this:

“I, Dr. Chiyome Fukino, director of the Hawaii State Department of Health, have seen the original vital records maintained on file by the Hawaii State Department of Health verifying Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen.”

HELP US FORCE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA TO PRODUCE
HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE — OR STEP DOWN NOW!

Wait a minute, Obama’s middle name is “Hussein”? This changes everything! He must be in cahoots with Sadaam Hussein, because they share a name! Impeach Obama! Fight the power! Oh wait, not that again.

If Barack Hussein Obama has nothing to hide, WHY doesn’t he just make his real birth certificate public?

It’s kind of important. You can’t just throw around that sort of document. However, several trusted sources have personally seen it, and that should be good enough for you.

I did come across this funny image:

In effect, he wants to destroy the U. S. Constitution and reshape it into his own image of what he wants it to be.

Oh no!!! Obama is the spawn of Satan! He must be stopped!

BOOM! My brain exploded. I can only handle a certain level of repetitive ignorance.

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