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Cure for Post-Nasal Drip

Posted by Michael Dickens on September 27, 2008

Do you have post-nasal drip? Want an easy cure for it? Well you need our special Drip-Cure Formula! We have a specially made formula which you can buy for only $1 an ounce.

What’s our secret? Well we use a special combination of hydrogen and oxygen to make the patented “Water” formula. Drink at least half a gallon of our special formula a day to help clear up post-nasal drip! Guaranteed or your money back!*

*The city that supplies your water will not give you your money back. Actually, “Guaranteed or your money back” is a complete lie.

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