My interpretation of the Bible
Posted by Michael Dickens on September 11, 2008
God is some kind of psychopath who kills people for no clear reason. (God’s a mass murderer: look at the great flood.) The angels are there to make sure he doesn’t do something stupid.
Example 1: God told Isaac (or somebody, I’m not sure) to kill his son. Then an angel realized God said that and ran over to stop him.
Example 2: Satan was an angel who left Heaven because it was just too hard to keep God from killing people. He didn’t have quite the willpower of the other angels, and was driven insane by God.